Do you know why people continue throwing away Parade magazine instead of flipping through its ads for commemorative coin collections? Because they keep doing crappy celebrity interviews. Is there anything about Jodie Foster – her Taxi Driver role, what makes her go for a script, on raising children – that you haven't seen regurgitated in a dozen other cookie cutter interviews? The magazine didn't think so, so instead of, say, asking her about gays in Hollywood, they've spit this out. (And Foster's interview isn't even the worst. Try this one with Sean Faris, or this one with Charlize Theron.) It's a shame they're gonna get away with it, too, given the proclivity of Jodie Foster psychos, like this one who was arrested yesterday whose bomb threat note included her name.

Is Tina Fey guest starring in the over-saturated color palette Pushing Daisies? No! But she is on the cover of Parade, the nation's most thrown away magazine. (Yes, she's also on Vanity Fair, the nation's most unread coffee table magazine.) She's jumping the promotional gun to push Baby Mama, where she co-stars with fellow SNL veteran Amy Poehler about a businesslady who needs a surrogate to carry her child. Sounds like a surefire formula for a SNL bomb if we ever heard of one.