• Lindsay Lohan is continuing her Jared Leto fetish, pushing to the front of Hammerstein Ballroom to catch his band 30 Seconds to Mars before joining him at the Table 50 after party.

• After Tom Cruise dropped longtime publicist Pat Kingsley in favor of his sister Lee Ann DeVette, she's finally getting her revenge. She's been enlisted by none other than Brooke Shields, Cruise's pharmaceutical foe, to do some repping.

• Condi Rice isn't doing much to fend off those lesbo rumors, hitting the U.S. Open with Monica Seles as part of her three-day vacation.

• Victoria "Posh Spice" Beckham is playing damage control over her never-read-a-book comments. In fact, she has read books but she "never seem[s] to get the time to finish" because she's a mommy with three small boys. Oh, and David Beckham to handle.

• Vivica A. Fox vowed to beat ABC's Jimmy Kimmel with a shoe over his nasty comments about The View's favorite Bridezilla, Star Jones Reynolds. But that's unfair fight from the start, since Ms. Jones Reynolds just happens to be Payless Shoes' talking head.

• NBC prez Jeff Zucker is on clean up duty after Dateline and the Today show royally screwed George Clooney, pulling the actor in favor of Eva Longoria. Right away, Diane Sawyer plucked him up for Good Morning America, leaving Zucker red-faced and begging for a plea deal.

• Sharon Stone got stabbed by producers of the Lana Turner biopic, supposedly choosing the 12-years-younger Catherine Zeta-Jones for the part — though Scarlett Johnansson is still on the radar.