Everything you’ve heard about Canadians is true. They’re all nice, and even with a population of over 32,000,000, they all seem to know each other.

We discovered this at Louisa McCormack’s party for her new book, Six Weeks To Toxic, last night. The Canadian author was the kind of nice you don’t find this side of the 44th parallel. She reminded us of a simpler country, where health care is free and Queen Elizabeth is on the twenty-dollar bill.

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• Leonardo DiCaprio is on the road to becoming the next Jude Law. [Mollygood]

• We understand citizen journalism, but, uh, citizen advertising? Elle magazine is just taking things to the way next level. [Mediaweek]

• If you crash one party this year, seriously make it this one. Maer Roshan and Steve Garbarino in a swanky underground get together is guaranteed to equal meta media gossip. [Page Six]

• Patricia Arquette marries her "actor boyfriend." Between her hairdo and Nicole Kidman's dress, wedding glamour is really starting to deteriorate. [People]

• Time magazine has a mission, and they'll use every gimmick possible to execute it. And now Fishbowl has a mission to take on Rick Stengel in a pick-up game … we sure do hope they'll tape that, too. [FBNY]