This clip is entitled "Sherrii Doesnt [sic] Know Patti Labelle is Black," which pretty much describes it completely. It's times like this we're happy not to be housewives.

There Are Plenty Of Fish In The Sea: "American singer Patti LaBelle sure does have a way with words," writes our gay younger brother. "And a myopic understanding of vaginal hygiene." The subject of his philosophical musings? A recent quote from Patti LaBelle reaffirming her heterosexuality, and indirectly revealing her uncensored views on cunnilingus. Says LaBelle: "When I got my divorce, the women jumped on me like white on rice! I said, ‘Look, I ain’t ever did fish, I don’t intend to do fish so leave me alone.'" Hear that, ladies? Back off. And keep your hands (and your fishy-smelling ladyparts) to yourselves.

• Shyne feels a personal connection to Bill Gates. Sure, we all go through bad times, but something tells us Bill Gates and his bazillion dollars are gonna' be just fine. [Lowdown]

• Elton John's "Gnomeo and Juliet" is a no-go at Disney. Perhaps the story is a bit too twisted for the kiddies? [Billboard]

• Don't miss this amazing chance to win all 31 of Neil Young's records … ok, fine, miss it. [Stereogum]

• Clay Aiken's fans aren't "homophobic" — they just really, really, really don't want Clay to be gay. [The Scoop]

• Patti LaBelle broke down at a recent show in Florida, encouraging people to walk out of the concert rather than watch her struggle. Ashlee Simpson, you takin' notes? [NYT]