Cheaters always win. Especially sly ones. Because of this, everyone cheats slyly. The whole world's had about eight years to fully grasp that concept. So, why is Salon making a big stink about how Karl effing Rove and Fox News are bedfellows in an article published today entitled "Karl Rove's sly deal with Fox"?

The "most influential pundit" in America, as Fox likes to trumpet, should have to play by the same rules as other high-profile political analysts. For example, Paul Begala and James Carville are regularly identified as supporters of Hillary Clinton when they appear on CNN. But Rove has been able to act as an independent observer while criticizing Clinton and Barack Obama, McCain's likely general election opponent.

Oh, Fox News is composed of underhanded jackasses who will do just about anything to promote the conservative agenda? Wow, where ever else could we have heard such news? Certainly not all over the goddamn Internet.

Jeeeeeee-zus! Is it any wonder conservatives love to throw out the term "crybaby" when talking about liberals when "progressive" Web sites are literally crying about "playing by the rules"?

At least the piece goes on to acknowledge predictability:

There is nothing shocking about Rove's attacking Democrats, of course. And his operating with a duplicitous air of independence probably isn't going to make or break Fox's claim to "fair and balanced" coverage. But will the greater public catch on?

We've got some info for you, Salon: The "greater public" knows all about Fox News, because they watch it every night.

Girl! The gloves came off last night as undeclared Democrat Donna Brazile, her hair from the future and magenta lipstick ripped into Clinton-backer Paul Begala.
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