If anyone watched SNL this weekend, they would have noticed two things: Paul Rudd is like, the coolest guy in the world, and Justin Timberlake dances pretty well in high heels.

Here's one of the better sketches of the show (although we also loved the Samberg/Rudd "Everyone's a critic") where Justin rubs his butt all over Beyonce and we think, "How did Lorne Michaels figure out that weird dream we had back in 1999?"

• We don't know what's more surprising. The fact that former Soviet Union leader Mikhail Gorbachev is the newest Louis Vuitton model or the fact that he's voluntarily carrying a man-purse.

• Dina Lohan found Rob Scheider's Deuce Biga-lohan impression offensive. We just found it unfunny.

• Dow suffers second worst day of 2007.

• Paul Rudd's nerdy gaming past comes back to haunt him.

• Don't worry, Kathy Griffin. The Game has zero intention of stealing your loyal band of gays.

• Katie Couric might be striking out at CBS. But she's bowling strikes in the battle against colon cancer!

• Who would've thought that prissy Brit, Tim Roth, could play "a vicious mercenary who becomes even stronger than the Hulk."

• What better way to spend your Wednesday afternoon than by taking a look at the Olsens' former noses?!

• This girl's not even D-List yet. But we'd still rather see her in a gold bikini than Kathy Griffin any day.

• The irrelevant David Gest can't wait to tongue-kiss Amy Winehouse's Stage 1 melanoma.

• Paul Rudd wins our hearts as "Wasted Rocker Guy" on Veronica Mars. We're kidding, of course. He had us at "what-ever!"