• We don't any straight girl or gay man who isn't excited for the Sex and the City movie. The extended trailer proves why.

• We know we mentioned this yesterday, but here are more details about the Pax adoption. Even though Brangelina hyphenate, this kid's name is Pax Pitt. Porn career much?

• If Fergie and Donatella Versace don't share a biological father, then they at least share a plastic surgeon.

• News that Jennifer Garner and Matthew McConaughey are starring in a rom-com is about as surprising as John McCain's reaction to the New York Times story. They do look cute, though.

• When you mash-up all their features, your beautiful celebrities aren't so beautiful anymore. You remain angelic.

• Pictures of David Beckham without a shirt on. Like you even need a quip to click the link.

• The winner of Mollygood's Someone Haiku:

Pride in being a
Family, not just for cats-
For pinnapeds (sic) too.

• Duke Lacrosse players get their litigious revenge. Maybe Duke can hold a wrongly accused charity ball.

• The gays behind, or in front, depending on their mood, of Obama talk to Queerty.

• Bubble watch: We wrote about the John McCain story four times today. Currently, the most emailed New York Times story is "More Americans Are Giving Up Golf." Really makes you think.

• Bonnie Fuller realizes her kids aren't like famous people's kids. Looks like stars aren't just like us. That one also really makes you think.

• The adoption of Pax is finalized. After all that thinking, now you can finally rest easy.