• Since Miami is giving everyone asthma, St. Bart's sounds like it was the better choice for New Years. Then again, it's a close call between custom karaoke or some Libyan dictator's children and Enrique Iglesias. [Rush & Molloy]

• Ok, please don't start a riot when we tell you tell this, but Jordan Knight and Jeff Timmons are getting together. No, not like hooking up — they're actually performing again. Both of them. Together. So gross. [Gothamnist]

• It's official. Rich hipster posers who listen to Sufjan Stevens are now called "yupsters." If you need an example, Newsweek suggests watching The O.C so you can get hip to the lingo of today's street culture. [MSNBC]

• Because our president isn't too busy trying to clean up the mess he has made of this world, he definitely has time to listen to Pink's letter-via-song to him. Or, maybe Dick Cheney could just download it onto his iPod. [MTV]

• Pete Townshend can't admit he's too old to hear, so he's making something up about iPods. Maybe him and Foxy Brown should start some kind of support group? [AP News]