• A secret from Jossip HQ: we're obsessed with doing calisthenics between posts. But with this chair, we could calisthenics while writing posts. We'd double our output. Please David!

• From Deadspin: "Being a Patriots fan this season has been like waking up and suddenly discovering your dick is six inches bigger." This is why girls don't follow sports. Also, a sentence like that implies that your dick is only two inches to begin with.

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• Sting will spend $30 million moving out of his Billy Joel's sloppy 2nd floor seconds to a real apartment. Though, it's right down the street from where he lives now, so the neighbors can hang onto their celeb attractig property value. [NYP]

• David Furnish shouldn't be too mad at Pharrell for throwing him out of a club … at least the rapper didn't look at him and say there wasn't enough sausage. [R&M]

• It takes a Swede with a set to accomplish what Americans have tried to do for years — jail Axl Rose. [NME]

• Ok, somewhere between being a former crack dealer and now pretending to hang his enemies, 50 Cent has to have crossed the line of decency already. [HipHopGame]

• Was Kanye West wrong? Does George Bush care about black people. [Jam!]