• Nicolas Cage finds a guy wearing nothing but a leather jacket breaking into his house. The perpetrator, who was apprehended at the scene, is suspected to be the only known individual who's conceivably weirder than Nicolas Cage.

• Maybe-murderer Phil Spector seeks new lawyers for retrial. And VH1 just found the concept behind its next reality show.

• The upcoming season of I Love New York 2 will feature all the usual suspects: drunks, crazies, gays. The clincher? This time, they've also managed to round up a few midgets.

• Rumor has it Lindsay Lohan is planning on going back to school, because she "always wanted to have that college experience." Because, if there's anyone who has yet to experience the phenomenon of late nights, week-long benders and latent promiscuity, it's definitely Lindsay.

• Comedy Central continues to cannibalize The Daily Show, awards Demetri Martin his own show.

• Calling all crossword junkies: what's an offensive 6-letter word for black person?

From the LAT: "The murder trial of Phil Spector ended today with the jury unable to decide if the legendary music producer had killed an actress he had known for only a few hours before her body was discovered in the foyer of his Alhambra mansion." Even stranger, the judge has been getting death threats online. Presumably, from non-convicted murderer Phil Spector.