• So this is kind of a random story, but this girl from our elementary school days added us on Facebook. Reconnecting through technology: awesome. And in her profile she listed Pink Is The New Blog as her website. Turns out, our news year's plans are the same as Trent's.

• Mischa Barton doesn't look that bad in her mug shot.

• Sting's sex life is weird. We blame all that yoga.

• Take it from Giorgio Armani: a fake tan and a white Speedo never go out of style.

• Hayden Panettiere looks mature for her age. Not dating a 30 year-old mature, but mature.

• A lot of celebrities got plastic surgery in 2007. We're predicting a lot more will get plastic surgery in 2008.

Welcome to April — we hope you are all fully rested after losing a most precious full hour of sleep. But, in case you hit the snooze button a few too many times this weekend, we thought we'd fill you in on the immense craziness you may have missed.

As if a baby Wenner weren't enough to make our heads spin, lunch at Michael's on a Saturday really rocked our world. Bonnie Fuller and Janice Min lunched together while Atoosa Rubenstein stole the last Cobb salad, and Maer Roshan dined alone at the bar with his laptop. [Fishbowl, NY]

Pink Is The New Blog's Trent Vanegas decides that Scientology is his true calling in life, and has invited his readers to "join him on his new path." [Pink Is The New Blog]

And finally, in an effort to make itself even more retro, MSNBC has decided to adopt The Drudge Report. Matt Drudge's camp insists that hell has frozen over, and he has practically given his site away. For a price. [Drudge Report]

The weirdest part of the whole thing is that we would have totally expected Anna Wintour to order the last Cobb salad and Atoosa to be in the one in the bathroom with her stylist. So bizarre.