• Heidi Montag poses for Maxim, which we will now refer to as Playboy Lite.

• Britney Spears should wear a bra. And consider anti-depressants. Just saying!

• David Beckham: Still attractive.

• Brad Pitt is also still attractive, but the new goatee isn't really working.

• Joey Buttafuco was never attractive, and is even less so lately.

• Someone got a tattoo of Maddox Jolie-Pitt. Really.