Vincent Gallo is that weird little bug-eyed man who made one good movie (not Brown Bunny), convinced Chloë Sevigny to S his D on-camera, and then tried to sell his sperm online for a million dollars.

Oh, also the dude loves Ronald Reagan and George Bush. Ironically? Who knows.

So it's only natural that Gallo wants to be taken seriously as a professional and will flip out if you crack wise about his apparel choices:

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