Did you hear? ABC New is reporting that 6-8 vials of a "dangerous nerve gas" (phosgene) were discovered at the U.N. building early this morning.

And despite Michael Chertoff's "gut feeling" that terrorist attacks were imminent this summer, it appears al-Qaeda's not to blame.

In fact, officials think it was probably just a bunch of silly U.N. officials who wanted to keep cannisters of "a poisonous, colorless gas with a suffocating odor like newly mown hay" as kitschy remembrances of the 1987 Iraq war.

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