TWINS ARE SO HOT RIGHT NOW Double trouble: Jennifer Lopez is expecting twins. With a few more births, Marc Anthony and J. Lo could become the Latino Partridge Family. Of course, that didn’t work out so well for the kids, but the spawn of famous people are fucked anyway. [People]
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At the SAG awards, Angelina Jolie looked radiant albeit a little bit plumper in a dress that hid her baby bump.
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MATTHEW TO MAN UP All the pot hasn't lowered Matthew McConaughey's sperm count. GF Camila Alves is pregnant. In his words, "we are stoked." Totally! [Mollygood]
It's awesome. … It's the best time ever. I have two movies coming out, a baby, a fiancé – everything. … I don't know if anyone wants me in their movies [when I'm] six months pregnant. … I hope [my dress] won't pop while I'm up here. … And if it does, you're all women, and I think you'll understand it. [When you're pregnant], your breasts are engorged and your stomach is getting bigger. … And the ass, too, that's getting bigger by the second!
-Jessica Alba on People.com, showing her keen understanding of Hollywood.
FERTILITY IS SO PUNK Avril Lavigne and Sum 41 singer Deryck Whibley are expecting a child. Sources say they're hoping for a sk8er boi. Sorry, we couldn't help it. [Mollygood]
For a sixteen year-old, the fun part of having a baby is being pregnant. After that, things start to get messy. And stinky. And totally no fun on a Friday night.
Similarly, the fun part of Jamie Lynn Spears getting pregnant for OK! magazine was running the exclusive. And let’s be real, magazines that judged Lynne Spears for selling the story to them were just bitter that they didn’t have the scoop. Us Weekly, we’re looking at you.
Anyway, when Heat, a British tabloid ran the quotes from the original interview as an exclusive without crediting OK!, OK! was not okay with it. (See what we did there?)
Now OK! is suing Heat over copyright infringement, which is sort of like the first birthday party equivalent of running an exclusive. A copyright suit isn’t as the exciting as the original story, but OK! could still end up with some nice presents.
STATURORY-RAPED UP? Fuzzy math is the least of Jamie Lynn Spears’s problems right now, but it seems like BF and soon to be baby-daddy Casey Aldridge might have been too old in some states to be impregnating a 16 year-old, even though it was consensual. We’re all for free love, but we might have to agree with Louisiana on this one. [Mollygood]
We weren't there, so we can't be sure, but we bet after OK! broke the Jamie Lynn Spears pregnancy story, an editor said, "'Let's keep the birth of this innocent child, which will be a physical representation of Jamie Lynn and Casey Aldridge's love, as well as a person in its own right, classy. Let's send out announcement to our advertisers."
And that's exactly what they did. Tom Morrisy, the publisher of OK! emailed a blitz to advertisers about their scoop on the new national train wreck.
Full pitch after the jump.
Jessica Alba and BF Cash Warren are expecting a baby. Good thing her career is based on her acting skills, not her body.
Christina Aguilera pulls a Demi Moore in the January issue of Marie Claire. Now that she's what feels like 15 months pregnant, she admits to being with child and says that the thing growing in her uterus was an accident:
We were planning on starting to try after the tour. And so I had gone off the pill to prepare my body, because I didn't know how much time it would take … You've heard it takes some time — except with Power Egg and Super Sperm here. … I'm like, 'Oh, my God, can you believe it just happened?'
We can believe the rhythm method failed you, but we can't believe we how much we know about your birth control methods.
We’ve said it before, and we’ll say it again: Triple threats don’t let themselves go.
Jennifer Lopez admitted last night that she was in a family way. (Note that the Us Weekly cover from last month was in third person.)
And MTV heralded it as the “second-worst-kept baby bump in music.” There was an elegant simplicity to Christina Aguilera’s empty promises that her expanding stomach contained only Doritos, but for our money J. Lo did a better job at promoting her uterus.
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Finally satisfied that she milked her maybe-pregnancy for all it was worth (and even outlasted fellow obviously pregnant singer/album-promoter, Jennifer Lopez) Christina Aguilera has effectively ended months of definitive speculation by revealing that the giant, fetus-shaped protrusion in her uterus is, in fact, a fetus.
Next up for Aguilera: Landing an exclusive designer maternity wear contract, coming up with a suitably embarrassing celebrity baby name and paying her publicist to arm her with a steady string of (predictably) boring pregnancy/new mommy quotes, like "What am I craving the most? Sleep!" and "To tell you the truth, all I want is for my baby to be happy and healthy. And weigh at least 40 pounds."
The best thing about so-called "indefinite pregnancies" is you can never really be "wrong." You can only be slightly preemptive, which is to say, the very first to start insinuating equally unsfounded rumors that rely heavily on words like "miscarriage" and "rhymes with shmashmortion."
Regardless, take a look at the most popular rumored unborn baby toters of recent (and ancient) history. It's totally preggers! By which we, of course, mean "full of promise, consequence or results."
At a concert at MSG on Saturday, Jennifer Lopez will announce that she's not fat, just pregnant. In case you had trouble following, by announcing that she will announce her pregnancy, Jennifer Lopez has announced that she's pregnant. [Page Six]
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