• If we can capture and kill bears and deer why can't we just get Pete Doherty to show up in court? [NME]

• It's ok if Chris Daughtry was booted off American Idol — a second tier contempo-rock band wants him anyway. [NYP]

• While Christina Aguilera feels that she's got the creative juices to create a concept album. The rest of the world awaits in horror. [Spin]

• It's truly amazing. A manager burns up a club and gets four years. Yet, every time Snoop touches a cop he's looking at a 25 to life. That's prejudice against potheads, man. [RS]

• Even without Proof, or Eminiem, D-12 will continue to make music. And everyone will continue to ignore it. [AP News]

• First slutty pop stars and now KFC's inhumane practices, what world issues won't Pink tackle? [Page Six]

• Finally, The Beatles are making their music available online. Turns out the only people who care are too old to even know what an MP3 player is. [MSNBC]

• The suspect in the shooting of rapper Proof turned himself in claiming that Proof fired the first shot. Just another case of this he shot / she shot bullshit. [MTV]

• LA Weekly dissected the Two-Piece Indie Rock Genus of rock banks. Like everything, it's all about sexual tension. [LA Weekly]

• American Idol divas are causing a stir again. For once, it has nothing to do with Paula "Drunk-Ass" Abdul. [TMZ]

• Here's to betting that Benji Madden was the only person at MisShapes on Saturday night that even knows how to throw a punch. [Page Six]

• Nothing says bad-ass like a MySpace feud. With Fred Durst. [MSNBC]

• They say Proof was just "in the wrong place at the wrong time". Yeah, there's really no "right" place or time to get shot. [MTV]

• Polka Dot suits and crazy sunglasses for everyone! Elton John is hosting a closet sale, so get on down to Rockefeller Center while there are still platform shoes left. [National Ledger]

• Isn't prison bad enough without Jesus-centric talk radio? [NYT]

• Velvet Revolver's Scott Weiland drunkenly belts out a Guns n Roses song at Key Bar. Don't worry, it wasn't the one in the East Village, meaning you're all safe from old rock star karaoke feuds. [Page Six]

• Even though Russell Simmons didn't bring his girlfriend to the event he hosted with Kimora Lee, things still got awkward. [R&M]

• A member of Eminem's posse D12 was shot and killed outside a Detroit after-hours club. Proof is actually proof that Detroit is a scary, scary place. [MTV]

• Jennifer Lopez, who no one cares about anymore, is suing her first husband, who no one has ever heard of. The only person who cares about any of this is Marc Anthony. [TMZ]

• Las Vegas, where divas go to die, is adopting Cher. She just signed a deal to take over for Celine Dion at Ceasar's Palace next year. [Page Six]