• Sadly, this little fella truly was the best five seconds of our day.

• In addition to making a bunch of crappy movies in the 90's, Pauly Shore is, apparently, a lawn-ruiner.

• Sometimes, you don't feel truly lazy until you realize that Naomi Watts—who appears to be 13 months pregnant—is out running errands while you're sitting on your couch eating Polly-O string cheese and watching last night's So You Think You Can Dance.

• Rachael Bilson: She's too cute to be unemployed.

• Larry Birkhead tells us more than we needed to know about Anna Nicole Smith's toes, and, for that matter, Larry Birkhead himself.

• Ali Lohan signed up for Joe Simpson's A Lister class. She does need a new dad….[OANmedia]

• And we've been saving all month to send our new editor to learn blogging from Jessica Coen at the 92nd St. Y. [Gawker]

• 105 Time Inc. employees will have to cancel their Per Se reservations. [Ad Age]

• Yeah, we didn't really understand that whole "Colin Farrell man boobs" thing either. [Salon]

• Mischa Barton is terrified of Rachael Bilson's boobs. The Queerty guys are shuddering in agreement. [The Scoop]

• The new Hearst lifestyle mag, Weekend, staffs up for the launch. If you can sift through all the Time Inc. axings, that is. [Mediabistro]