• Rachel Bilson can finally join the Facebook group, She Bangs, She Bangs.*

• Kate Hudson and Owen Wilson back together? Awkward …

• Amy Winehouse needs to get back to rehab if she thinks a make-up line is a smart business venture.

• J. Lo lets her babies know she loves them through purchased goods.

• Hugh Jackman is a jacked man.

*Not a real Facebook group.

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• Paris Hilton was awarded "Woman of the Year" by the Harvard Lampoon. In her speech, she said, "Harvard is so hot!" And smart. The "Woman of the Year" award has never garnered as much publicity.

• There's a rumor that Shiloh Jolie-Pitt was the target of a kidnapping heist. We could make a joke about why the other kids weren't targeted, but kidnapping isn't a laughing matter.

• A Swedish group is auctioning off a swim suit Nicole Kidman accidentally left at a local pool to raise money to buy cows for families in India. This is all well-intentioned, but it seems like Kidman is being forced against her will to do charity.

• "Rachel Bilson Is Super Cute In Rome!" Do you ever stop and wonder why you read gossip blogs? She does look cute, though.

• Celebrity lips are the stuff of nightmares.

• Lourdes Ciccone Leon is all grown up. We remember when she was just an accessory in a Vanity Fair photo spread.

• Rachel Bilson: Anorexic or airbrushed?

• Related, Gwyneth Paltrow: Anorexic or pregnant?

• Kate Winslet: Real woman or star who needs to touch up her roots?

• Mustache on Seth Green: Sincere or ironic?

• Toe-sucking: Not kinky or so not kinky that it's kinky again?

• Britney Spears: Crazy or stupid?

• Brandon Davis was detained at Sydney Airport for carrying $10Gs on his person. But don't worry, he really worked hard for all that money.

• We didnt' think it was possible, but we love Lauren Conrad even more for kicking it old school with her Laguna Beach crew at an L.A. Kings game.

• Britney Spears's really should show up to court today if she wants her kids back …

• … and she didn't make it.

• Maybe it had something to do with her braless weekend with her boyfriend.

• We went to our parents' house this weekend and watched bad movies on HBO. After watching twenty minutes of The Last Kiss, we feel culturally irresponsible even out-clicking to pictures of Rachel Bilson. That said we have a job, and she does look good here.

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• It turns out there actually is something grosser than styling Brandon Davis' oily coif. Yep, you guessed it: frisking Amy Winehouse's beehive.

• Britney Spears, naked! And, better yet, heavily retouched!

• Sean Connery was devirginized at 8 years old. No wonder this guy's James Bond!

• Meanwhile, at the opening of her British tour, Winehouse "stumbled into the venue half an hour late, slurred her words, walked into a guitar stand, dropped her microphone [and] almost collapsed in tears." So pretty much just business as usual.

• Rachel Bilson will always be Summer Roberts to us. Because we loved The O.C.! And because Bilson could still easily pass for an adolescent.

• Lindsay Lohan's new boyfriend is less than pleased that his ex-girlfriend (ex-fiancee??) sold her story to the National Enquirer. So displeased, in fact, that he has lots of misspelled words, hastily typed profanities and grammatically incorrect things to say about it!

• Sadly, Riley "Scary Eyes" Giles will probably deal with his ex's betrayal by taking a shitload of prescription medications. That he prescribed himself.

• Who wants to be the next Ozzy Osbourne? Apparently, everyone!

• Russell Crowe doesn't want his sons acting. Presumably because he's afraid it will turn them into self-important douchebags who cheat on their wives.

• Sorry, pervs. Summer Roberts (fine, Rachel Bilson) is way too classy to show you her "Britney."

• Michael Stipe poses for Marc Jacobs, reminds us that everybody hurts sometimes.

• You'll forget all about Hillary Clinton's so-called cleavage once you get a load of J.K. Rowling's rack.

• If you squint your eyes, this random YouTube wannabe actually looks and sounds a hell of a lot like everyone's favorite Firecrotch! Except for this "Lindsay" doesn't go blaming it all on the black kid.

• Jayden Spears continues to exist! Oh, don't roll your eyes like that. After all, nothing is a given when you're dealing with the Fried Chicken Queen.

• Meanwhile, "Addison" is apparently gorgeous, healthy-looking and tan. Which we'd have probably noticed earlier, if only we'd been able to take our eyes off McDreamy long enough to look.

• The next time you find yourself too embarrassed to admit that killer short-jacket is from (gulp!) Filene's, just remind yourself that even semi-successful television stars still shop at Target.

• Christina Aguilera admits that wearing clothing "makes her feel uncomfortable." [Sun]

• George Clooney's trash is Jeremy Piven's treasure. Is this one staying in Vegas? [Page Six]

• The golden rule of tabloid gossip is broken — Anthony Pellicano's tapes reveal rag sources, and dishers are named. Hmm, wonder why they say gossips have no ethics? [Lowdown]

• Nicole Kidman feels connected to her adopted children's birth parents. "We're just a big, strange family." Yeah, we doubt those people want any part of Tom Cruise's big strange anything. [People]

• Coyotes should have Mischa Barton and Rachel Bilson's leftovers for dinner. In fact, they should just have Mischa and Rachel for dessert, too. [3am]

It's hard not to feel bad for publicists sometimes. Not all of them are bad people, you know — it's just that their paychecks are often signed by bad clients. And, well, it's their job to shamelessly promote said clients as if their last sugarfree Red Bull depended on it. That doesn't mean we want to hear from them outside of asking where they should send a case of Ketel One.

So when we heard from the otherwise fine folks at OutCast Communications, we initially ignored them. They wanted to tell us all about postage stamps printed with the red kissed lips of celebrities that were being sold on Zazzle.com. Sure, it's all the name of charity (the Humane Society) — but don't think wielding some non-profit in front of our faces will get us to undergird your cause.

And neither will name dropping the likes of Rachel Bilson, Amy Smart, Margaret Cho, Carrie Underwood, and Gene Simmons.

But Benji? You had us at heh-ro.

Zazzle [Official Site]