• When Ralph Fiennes travels, he typically flies first class and bangs the airplane stewardess. When John Stamos travels, he gets attacked by a crazy woman who slaps him and steals his seat. Worse? They cut him off after three in-flight scotches.
• With Heath Ledger looking like that in Manhattan, Brooklyn has never felt prouder.
• Matt Damon is People magazine's Sexiest Man of the Year? Eh, we were always on Team Affleck.
• Portia de Rossi doesn't mind getting type cast as a lesbian. A shemalé, however, is a completely different matter.
• Jay-Z: What baby?
• Scarlett Johansson and Ryan Reynolds make things official. "Official," in the sense that she's obnoxious and he's hot.
• Liz Hurley's new in-laws not so fond of her, or their treatment at her wedding.
• Justin Timberlake: Prick. But rich. And doable.
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Hey, remember a week or so again when that Qantas stewardess (Lisa Robertson) swore on her life that she'd never, ever had sexual relations with Ralph Fiennes on an airplane?
Well, unsurprisingly, Lisa (who looks remarkably like Felicity Huffman) has changed her story, and proves that she's exactly the kind of girl who will hump your brains out on an airplane…and then tell every tabloid reader in the U.K. about it.
Best Quote:
I know some people will think it's disgusting. And I'm not proud of what I did - it was inappropriate behaviour. But I don't regret it. Ralph is gorgeous and the chemistry between us was amazing. What woman wouldn't want to make love with him?
[Editor's Note: The female half of Jossip's editorial staff would like to hereby assure our readers that she has no desire whatsoever to make love to Ralph Fiennes...regardless of the locale].
Runner-Up Best Quote:
'I was a bit shocked that he didn't wear a condom. Looking back, I think of it as dangerous behaviour and hypocritical given that he was going to India to talk about AIDS.'
More noteworthy highlights and a Final Thought after the jump.
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• Harry Potter shows what's under his invisibility cloak. Again.
• The Chicago Tribune confuses Serena Williams with Beyonce Knowles; both women are offended.
• Slutty flight attendant changes her story, cops to joining Mile High Club with Ralph Fiennes.
• Ubiquitous cover girl Eva Mendes "slips" and admits Halle Berry has had a little bit of work done.
• OMG, could Grey's Anatomy really have killed off its self-involved protagonist? Will it have to rename it after one of its self-involved secondary characters??
• Pee-Wee Herman shows up to check out big-booty ho's at the premiere for Reno 911.
• Keira Knightley to show off her nips in her next flick, making it even easier for pervy pedophiles to pretend she's really a 10 year-old boy.
• Maxim is officially on the auction block. Related: Dennis publishing finally admits that its titties titles are for sale.
• Look, it's pics of the stewardess Ralph Fiennes allegedly banged in an airplane toilet. Also: Fiennes' girlfriend dumps him for being a "sex fiend." Well, obviously.
• New Milli Vanilli biopic promises to be as successful as the duo's later years.
• Wow, someone has created a site where you can add your name to the ever-growing list of Anna Nicole Smith's potential baby-daddies!
• JLo and her not-very-attractive husband continue to gross people out with inconsiderate PDA's.
• TrimSpa CEO pissed at currently deceased former spokesmodel Anna Nicole Smith for stocking her fridge with Slim-Fast. Seriously.
• Ralph Fiennes joined the mile-high club with a Qantas stewardess. Or else he tried to, but got rejected. Either way, you know his girlfriend's thrilled.
• Vanilla Ice to follow in K-Fed's deadbeat footsteps by becoming the annoying, rapping spokesperson for TurboTax.com
• Diddy hurls obscenities at Naomi Campbell, who miraculously refrains from hurling her cell phone in retaliation.
• Beyonce snubs Jennifer Hudson from her Grammy's afterparty, just like the Academy snubbed Beyonce for the Best Actress nomination.
• Paris Hilton is pissed at Kim Kardashian for having a hotter, less-grainy sex-tape.
• Britney switches outfits with a go-go dancer, ditching her conservative hoochie-mama dress for a far more progressive bikini.
Normally, Jossip doesn't run celebrity sightings, but when readers write in to say they saw a few random celebrities together, and then go to the trouble to create an entire hot rumor story around this citing, we can't help but at least run the damn rumor.
Plus, the only thing that can get us through a holiday workday is the random unsubstantiated gossip that finds its way into our inboxes. And when Anderson Cooper and Ralph Fiennes are allegedly (as in, according to the reader who allegedly witnessed this alleged event) involved, well, we just can't say no.
My boyfriend and I were leaving my loft on West 38th and passing by Anderson Cooper's building
about a block away. We see him all the time, but usually alone. This time, though, he was standing outside of his building with Ralph Fiennes and a mystery woman (short, blonde, and cute). He had his hand on the small of the woman's back. We thought, "Hmmm, maybe the rumors about Andy aren't true." But then we thought better of it and figured they're probably shopping buddies. BUT, purely coincidentally, we saw Andy and the SAME woman at Town in the Chambers Hotel that night alone for dinner, sitting closely, talking, and laughing A LOT, but no romantic touching or anything. Then Fiennes showed up around midnight to join them. It's definitely the best looking menage a trois I've seen.
Dearest reader — your ability to turn not touching over dinner into a threesome between Coopster and Ralph Fiennes would surely make Bonnie Fuller proud.
Editorial Director
