"I’m not even gonna say it, or allude to it, or dare suggest it," writes BWE's Michelle Collins of this amazingly awkward moment from The Price Is Right. Instead, she suggests, "Why don’t you just take a look at the clip yourself, and decide if it is in fact 'The Most Inappropriate Joke Ever Made On Stage at The Price is Right.'" So we did. And by God, we'll never look at Drew Carey quite the same way again.
After watching this montage of the foul-mouthed game show host, we totally understand why an irate Sean Connery countered innocuous comments like "We would've accepted 'bow-wow' or 'ruff'" with "Ah, rough. Just the way your mother likes it, Trebek" during Celebrity Jeopardy.* All joking aside, however we are deeply sorry to hear Trebek has evidently suffered a mild heart attack. Obviously, we hope and expect that he'll make a full recovery.
*On SNL.
• Tyra Banks is worried that prospective suitors will wig out after discovering that she's not so much "fierce" as she is overweight and bald.
• Stop it, Amy Winehouse. You're not fooling anyone! At least, not anymore…
• Ever wondered how Rumers get started? This totally explains it.
• Britney's lawyer asked a judge this morning if his client's meddling "driving without a license" thing could be stayed until January 1st.
• Good thing, too! Us Weekly's omnipresent paparazzi caught the brake-impaired pop star running three stop signs later that very same day. (For her part, Brit insists that she "totally paused!")
• Find out what a hot, marginally intelligent person thought of Live Free Or Die Hard.
This Yellowpages and Searchboth sponsored gay heritage video is less a celebration of openly gay people as it is a brazen attempt at outing rumored closet case, Anderson Cooper. Either way, our not ambiguously gay younger brother is all over it. [Queerty]
Have you heard? South Park creators Matt Stone and Trey Parker have exec-produced a new series for Comedy Central called Kenny vs. Spencer. The result, as far as we can tell, is a comedy-slash-reality show dedicated to fostering unnecessary competition between friends as part of an effort to score cheap laughs/ratings. (Just like they do on The Hills!)
The only thing better than Bill O'Reilly getting riled up over a girl-girl pair being named "Cutest Couple" at a suburban New Jersey high school? The part where he interprets the meaningless yearbook superlative to be a deliberate schoolwide attempt to "tweak the administration." And pointedly refers to the winning twosome as "self-proclaimed lesbians." [Queerty]
Although this video's been making the rounds for some time now, we strongly encourage those of you who haven't seen it to take a look. The subject? Jerry Seinfeld, megalomaniac. Not that there's anything wrong with that.
Are you sick and tired of updating your status on an hourly basis, checking to see who's changed their profile picture and finding out secondhand that somebody changed their relationship status? This informative broadcast from FNN (Facebook News Network) will get you up to speed before you can even say "Dude, did you just poke me?"
Ever wondered what it's like to be NBC Nightly News anchor Brian Williams for a day? From slumming it in the cafeteria to throwing his two cents at Al Roker, the venerable newsman reminds us why he's number one in our hearts, if not in the primetime news ratings.
It's a shame we're not mentioning a certain blond-haired pundit who thinks "Jews need to be perfected" anymore. Otherwise we'd have a lot to say about this delightful compilation of her greatest hate-remarks, put to music. Instead, we'll just instruct you to watch…and learn!
We always secretly thought local cable news was a big joke. This video footage just confirms it! Watch through till the end, lest you miss the voyeuristic joy of seeing the prank (and the anchors' faces) in super slow motion. [via BWE]
• JLo's record label finally discovers what Hollywood film execs have already known for years: "She costs too much money and doesn’t sell enough." But at least she's assy!
• Bad ideas: Allowing Britney Spears to give you a lapdance. Marginally better ideas: Backpedaling awkwardly and totally denying it afterwards.
• It will never fail to astonish that the person who lends her irritating high-pitched voice to the annoying chubby girl on Family Guy is really the hot girl from That 70's Show.
• Could Lindsay Lohan really be sober/boring these days? If so, which up-and-coming tween star will step up to fill her vom-covered Jimmy Choos?
• Not everything is better in slow motion. This, however, totally is! [via CityRag]
When watching this clip of Bill Maher ejecting some crazy protesters from the set of Politically Incorrect whatever his HBO show is called, we can't decide which part was our favorite. The incensed Maher yelling, "Hey do we have some fucking security?" and "Is is that hard to throw somebody out of a building?" are both strong early contenders, but those gems are quickly usurped by the ensuing, "Or do I have to kick this guy's ass outta here?"
Britney Spears has never looked and sounded so good! Well, at least not since the days when she actually had the washboard abs, wasn't too shitfaced to master the choreography and occasionally remembered the words.
Nevertheless, her blurry and faintly recognizable frame does look almost passable here. Naturally, we're not sure if we should be applauding Brit, or the tireless efforts of her make-up team, wardrobe, video director, master editing team and whoever decided to make the whole thing out of focus. [Mollygood]
From WaPo: "Hillary Clinton's laugh is now being analyzed, scrutinized and, yes, mocked as if it were a sound barrier on her glide path to the Democratic presidential nomination: Is it real? Is it fake? Is it a diabolically clever attempt to portray her as a human being?" You be the judge.
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