• If we've learned anything from Pete Doherty, it's that Kate Moss isn't a very good role model [3am]

• Uh, we always thought Sean Penn was a little weird (and that Ann Coulter was a huge bitch) but burning Barbies with cigarettes? That was so 7th grade. [Page Six]

• Pamela Anderson fights for nature … and nature is still trying to figure out exactly what Pam is. [MSNBC]

• Apparently the rules for gentlemen don't kiss and tell don't apply when you're trying to get your name in the press. We can only assume Jessica Simpson's next fling will be Wilmer Valderrama. [Pop Sugar]

• Yeah, yeah, Randy Johnson has a secret love child. C'mon, George Clooney has like 10! [TSG] l