Celebrity rags are always ragging on famous ladies who get an (alleged) nip and/or a tuck. Well, now we’re giving it to a few of the men.
We’ll start with Thierry Mugler, who has done gone lost his mind.
• Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen put their twin heads together, come up with a way to charge $175 for a t-shirt.
• Both Howard K. Stern and Larry Birkhead attend Anna Nicole Smith's funeral, but only Stern wears a pink-ribbon on his lapel to symbolize how much he misses her bank account.
• Michael Richards goes on a crazy racist rant. Yadda yadda yadda, a bunch of obsessed Seinfeld fans incorporate it into the show.
• Astro-Nut gets off scot-free; Paris Hilton now "even less worried" about doing jail-time.
• Jane cancels it's Mammory Glands photo shoot after Wednesday's BreastGate scandal.
• The never-particularly-attractive Ray Liotta gets nip/tucked for no apparent reason.
• Paris Hilton celebrates her 26th birthday by drunkenly making out with her sometimes-boyfriend and having a shitshow meltdown in front of the toilets.
• Prince Harry insists on being deployed to Iraq. Or else he'll be forced to abdicate his throne think "very nasty thoughts" about British Prime Minister, Tony Blair.
• Britney Spears suddenly regrets the crazy, impulsive decision to chop off all her hair; masterfully disguises her handiwork with a well-placed (albeit cheap/tacky) blond wig.
• Barack Obama attempts to solicit the ineligible 13 year old voting demographic on Facebook.
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• Since they’ve now started playing “Crazy” on adult contempo, expect a lot of painfully hip 40 somethings at this concert. (Thurs. 8/17) [NYM]
• Okay, we’re kind of cheesed out by this whole Amsterjam thing. But isn’t just a little part of you curious about how Busta Rhymes and Tom Petty will sound together? (Sat. 8/19) [Heineken]
• Nothing says summertime like watching Ray Liotta and Joe Pesci whack that guy from the Sopranos. (Wed. 8/16) [FreeNYC]
• $5 buys you all the champagne you can ever possibly drink. Which is pretty cheap considering how much the ambulance ride will cost you. (Tues. 8/15) [MyOpenBar]
• Wu-Tang Clan, at Webster Hall? Seriously, go and watch Baird Jones dance. Totally worth it. (8/16) [Oh My Rockness]
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