Every week, a bunch of “real” people say really stupid things on reality TV. These are their stories.
10. "I don't just want to date Tila, like, I need to date someone like her." — Brittany, A Shot at Love 2 with Tila Tequila
Every week, a bunch of “real” people say really stupid things on reality TV. These are their stories.
10. "I need everybody right now to look up to the ceiling. Just look up there, because I think the sprinkler system is gonna come off, that was so darn hot! That's what I'm talking about! Woo!" — Mary, So You Think You Can Dance
Every week, a bunch of “real” people say really stupid things on reality TV. These are their stories.
10. "We have to educate him in this whole tabloidism." — Dina, Living Lohan
Every week, a bunch of “real” people say really stupid things on reality TV. These are their stories.
10. "I'm like a coat in a closet, just hangin' in there." — Flavor Flav, Flavor of Love 3
Every week, a bunch of “real” people say really stupid things on reality TV. These are their stories.
10. "The sun is never gonna go down on you, because you bring out so much sunshine, and everyone throughout the whole world through your singing." — Paula Abdul, American Idol
Every week, a bunch of “real” people say really stupid things on reality TV. These are their stories.
10. "Don't be a vulture, learn your culture." — Flavor Flav, Flavor of Love 3
Every week, a bunch of “real” people say really stupid things on reality TV. These are their stories.
10. "This is a transvestite. I'm sorry. But you're a beautiful tranny." — Paulina Porizkova, America's Next Top Model
Every week, a bunch of “real” people say really stupid things on reality TV. These are their stories.
10. "If Flav sends me home after everything … I'll sneak back into his house and snip off his testicles in the middle of the night." — Sinceer, Flavor of Love 3
Every week, a bunch of "real" people say really stupid things on reality TV. These are their stories.
10. "If there's somebody there to help you through each thing, then who are you? Are you you? Or are you us? And then if you're us, then who the hell are we?" — Nicky2States, Miss Rap Supreme
Every week, a bunch of "real" people say really stupid things on reality TV. These are their stories.
10. "You're going to see some never-before seen footage that you've never seen before." — Bret Michaels, Rock of Love 2
9. "'Straight Up,' Simon: I'll never be 'Forever Your Girl.'" — Paula, American Idol
Every week, a bunch of "real" people say really stupid things on reality TV. These are their stories.
10. "Do I think he made a mistake? Obviously. Like, hello … I'd be into me." — Kelly, The Bachelor
Every week, a bunch of "real" people say really stupid things on reality TV. These are their stories.
10. "I look at this picture and I think H2-Oh no you didn't girrrrrl. It's fierce." — Tyra, America's Next Top Model
Every week, a bunch of "real" people say really stupid things on reality TV. These are their stories.
10. "That's it, I'm done — D-U-N — with these people in here. And they're gonna see a whole new side of me that they haven't seen before." — Natalie, Big Brother
Every week, a bunch of "real" people say really stupid things on reality TV. These are their stories.
10. "I only arm-wrestle women. Pregnant women, usually." — Matt, The Bachelor
Every week, a bunch of "real" people say really stupid things on reality TV. These are their stories.
10. "'Ciao bella' … in American, it's 'get the f*** out.'" — Kim, That's Amore
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