Starting in January, Regis and Kelly are going to go into High Def overdrive. The only question is whether Kelly Ripa will look as weathered as the harsh pixelated version of Katie Couric does.

Unfortunately, these sort of changes come in pairs, so with this change comes a contest of sorts. Well, a contest fer reals: to come up with a new theme song for the Regis and Kelly show! Hurray, that's just what we need. More people thinking they can get famous off of YouTube. And the winner gets a "meeting" with someone from William Morris.

Fuck it, let's just turn the search for Regis and Kelly's new HD theme into a reality show. You know they want to.

Arianna Huffington must have a deal with the chick mags or something, because it's really inexcusable how they started elbowing in on OK!'s home turf over at Huffpost. Do we really care if Sarah Palin's lipliner is cosmetically enhanced? How does that determine the woman's qualifications for VP?

And now this whole business with Kelly Ripa's bellybutton and whether or not fitness magazines have been airbrushing her outie into an innie. Thank god the Huffington Post is here to distract us from this untimely economic crisis and looming election: hate to think of the boring publications that are still saddled with that responsibility in reporting.

After the jump evidence, if you can call it that, of airbrushing. Sorry folks, some days the news just writes itself and you just do your best to report it:

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