Goofball Bill Gates just won't stay the hell out of the news lately. Like the geek who wins the student body elections to prove he's popular, Gates is no longer content to just be an eccentric quadrillionaire, he's got to prove he's "cool" too.

Now that the Microsoft commercials with Gates and Seinfeld got nixed, and the high-profile campaign for Windows morphed into some weird ouroboros of PCs making fun of Macs making fun of PCs, Gates turns his nerd gaze towards the future of of renewable fuel:

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