• Ivanka Trump is reportedly competing with Gale King, Whoopi Goldberg, Kathy Griffin and Mario "So Gay He's One Of The Girls" Cantone for Rosie's spot on The View.
• More rumors that celebrity chef Rachael Ray and her hubby of two years might be "slightly overdone."
• Can you imagine going on vacation with Denise Richards, bringing her to a romantic, secluded beach and then dumping her? Richie Sambora can!
• Meet Lance Bass' new main squeeze, Pedro Andrade. He's a good boy, crazy 'bout Elvis, loves horses. And his boyfriend, too.
• Live Earth is a global concert geared towards raising awareness and money in an effort to combat global warming. It's also an excuse for a bunch of prissy Brits to start bitching about Phil Collins.
• Some trashy Italian bird cops to sleeping with Pete Doherty. On purpose.
• Apparently, not everyone is digging that "Israelis are Whores" campaign.
• For some reason, Britney Spears is threatening to sue over a couple of innocent billboards that call her "'a total nut job' and 'certifiable.'"
• However, Brit seemingly has no problem repeatedly flashing her nipples at the camera, downing martinis "like water" or earning the reputation of "one hot mess" who needs to "stay home with her kids."
• Gays protest Isaiah Washington's firing. And by "gays" we mean "one angry lesbian who 'just wants whatever will make Dr. Yang happy.'"
• Bon Jovi guitarist Richie Sambora has to be the only rock-star left who doesn't view a trip to rehab as a merit badge.
• Nerdy spelling bee contestant inadvertently sums up the state of our country.
• Richie Sambora checks into rehab to cope with his I-used-to-bang-Denise-Richards withdrawal symptoms.
• Anne Heche hits the 35th annual AFI Life Awards while that-guy-she-left-her-husband-for stays at home.
• Mila Kunis reminds us of the real reason anyone watched That 70's Show.
• Sienna Miller is so upset about being branded a slut that she didn't even answer her phone when Diddy booty-called her last night.
• Denise Richards takes a break from reporting Charlie Sheen to the police to make out with Richie Sambora. [People]
• A wobbly (drunk?) Lara Flynn Boyle makes her girlfriends cry. Only in LA, kids. [Page Six]
• Remember the NYU pot princess? Looks like she has other talents besides weighing out eight balls. [NYP]
• Tom Cruise thinks that the tabloid press is unhappy. Doesn't he know how much it sucks to follow him around all day? [Fox]
• Sienna Miller and Jude Law are on again. We just hope they don't have kids and get a nanny — things could start to get really bad. [Page Six]
