For the second time is in as many weeks, Pamela Anderson has filed for divorce from Rick Salomon. With a shared proclivity for failed marriages and sex tapes, we can't believe these two couldn't make it work.

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Sometimes a good headline (and a cup of Dunkin' Donuts hazelnut coffee) makes our morning. Like this Daily News overachiever, for instance: " Pam's wedding in a class by itself."

Which, admittedly, becomes a whole lot more awesome after you read on and discover that the first two lines are: "The bride wore a white denim miniskirt and calls the groom "scum," and the wedding cake was made of cardboard. Welcome to holy matrimony, Pam Anderson-style."

Well played, Zuckerman. [NYDN]

In 1998, Pamela Anderson was "humiliated" after a sex tape of her and her well-endowed rock hubby gets stolen by video bandits who wanted zero money, jewels or valuables and ONLY videos of Pamela Anderson getting it on. So what's she been up to lately? "

'She parties almost every night,' our source said. 'She drinks, she does stuff . . . and she’s got hepatitis C.'" Worse still, she's dating Rick Salomon, best known for making a sex tape with Paris Hilton and accidentally leaking it.

Come on, Pam! Live and learn! It's like George W. Bush once said:

There's an old saying in Tennessee—I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee—that says, fool me once, shame on—shame on you. Fool me—you can't get fooled again.

Or, put another way: You're 40 years-old. It's officially time to stop tape-recording your sex.