"I'm trying to move forward," says disgraced chef Robert Irvine, who lost his Food Network show Dinner: Impossible, where he used only 18th century tools to prepare meals, after he was exposed for lying on his resume, falsely claiming he worked with the British royals and was knighted. He also never opened those two planned Florida restaurants; perhaps because investors dropped out?

But the beefy foodie is keeping his chin up: "I've had thousands of e-mails supporting me." He should print them out, so they'll be more apt to comfort him as the tears dry on his pillow. [Us]