• Even with Tom Hanks' disgusto hair, the Da Vinci Code manages to break box office records … proving that Ron Howard indeed has more power than the church. [ET]

• According to reliable source Joe Francis, Brandon Davis called Lindsay Lohan to apologize for talking about her vagina on tape. But, since he's covering up his "Suck My Dick" t-shirt with a blazer like a pansy, we have a little trouble believing him. [Page Six]

• Tommy Hilfiger lost his mind, Axl Rose lost his street cred, and Rosario Dawson had the best birthday ever. [NYP]

• So glad Naomi Campbell can watch her boyfriend try on jeans without causing an incident. [Page Six]

• Yale kids are super smart. They analyze Showgirls and write sticky love letters to Elizabeth Berkley. [Gatecrasher]

• So why did Kenny Chesney and Renee Zellwegger split? Depends on which paper you read. The New York Post's Cindy Adams claims it had to do with Kenny's "lifestyle choices," while the New York Daily News' offers up the tamer "she wanted kids, he didn't." Meanwhile, Page Six has the goods on their prenup, which Kenny had drawn up thanks to his fortune worth 10x hers.

• Beside trading the pasties for that pesky orange jumpsuit, Lil' Kim can look forward to 366 days in prison featuring recreation in a large cage per weekday and an 80-square-foot, dimly lit cell to pass the remainder of the time. At least she has her five mics rating for her new Naked Truth album from The Source, even if it did take her manager's romance with the mag's CEO to get it.

• Kate Moss owned up to those Daily Mirror photos and admitted her coke use, and H&M appreciates her honesty: They're letting her stay on as the face of the discount fashion chain. Meanwhile, her contracts with Dior and Chanel are said to be in good standing.

• Rosario Dawson waved goodbye to her Lower East Side haunt on Thursday now that's she left the Rent stage, and we're sure her much poorer co-tenants are glad to see her leave the rent controlled flat.

• We're not even sure how this happened, but we've got Joe Francis and Kimberly Stewart proclaiming they are not together while Francis' rep says they are. Usually handler and client get their stories in line first.

• Catherine Zeta-Jones turned down a $50,000 ring from a jeweler at Fashion Week, though we hear she was in a hurry to get more minutes.

• Richie Rich found himself in trouble with Henri Bendel security when the store's alarm sounded as he tried leaving his own launch party Tuesday night. He needed to change shirts after spilling ice cream on his own and grabbed a Heatherette design off the tracks for a quick costume switch.

• American Media's National Enquirer may have to issue a retraction of its Demi Moore "miscarriage" retraction. Sources close to the actress say she's indeed still pregnant, which may be why Star ended up killing its own retraction.

• Colin Farrell's shorts will stay on a little longer now that a judge agreed to extend the temporary injunction on Nicole Narain who's trying to sell their sex tape.

• Kimora Lee Simmons will be able to have last year's drug possession charges dropped if she completes her six months of probation for a traffic violation without incident.

• Josh Hartnett may have beat Tom Cruise to the faux celebrity relationship punch. Nip/Tuck's Kelly Carlson tells Stuff magazine the duo invented a fake relationship for Teen People years ago.

• American Morning is jumping up to CNN's newsroom at the Time Warner Center, leaving behind its street-level studio — and all the fans who line up in the wee hours of the morning to get a glimpse of Soledad O'Brien.

• Rosario Dawson is attracting some angry neighbors inside her downtown Manhattan apartment building. They're peeved the millionaire actress has set up shop inside the low income building, but it's where she grew up.