Fox and E! don’t have a legal leg to stand on for censoring Sally Fields and Kathy Griffin. Goddamn repression. [Queerty]

Wishing to avoid the fate of CBS and Janet Jackson’s nipple, last night Fox cut off Ray Romano and Katherine Heigl as they used four-letter remarks during the Emmys.

And in an effort to be extra careful, Fox also silenced a rambling Sally Field as she said "If the mothers ruled the world, there would be no goddamn wars in the first place."

Goddamn is out, but apparently a show called Hell Kitchen is fine.

• Diddy maybe-impregnates the hot one from his hand-picked girl band, Danity Kane. Yeah, it's good to be the boss.

• Sally Field tells Health magazine "I think I look like dog poop." Naturally, we assumed she was just fishing for compliments. Until we saw this. And decided Sally Field will heretofore be referred to as "Turd Ferguson."

• Note to racists: That matronly Muslim woman you saw in the frozen foods aisle of the supermarket is probably not a terrorist.

• Deep-fried Oreos, get your deep-fried Oreos. Now made without any artificial trans fats, for those of you health nuts who happen to enjoy eating large quantities of fried animal lard.

• Need some extra cash? Why not become a sperm donor! It's a great way to make a quick $100 bucks. Sorry, no gays. We hear those same-sex swimmers are contagious!