• Joel Seigel walks out of his first movie in 30 years. Kevin Smith responds via MySpace, "bleep, bleep, bleep." [Page Six]

• So, Christie Brinkley's husband had a thing for barely legals long ago. We wonder where he was when Britney Spears was an up and coming aspiring singer who couldn't sing? [NYP]

• Unless there is a Friends reunion, Jennifer Aniston won't have anyone to celebrate Thanksgiving with. [Star]

• Bryce Dallas Howard legs have never seen the sun. Or a man. [R&M]

• ABC swears next season of Desperate Housewives won't suck quite as badly as last season's. But, since they're keeping Teri Hatcher and Marcia Cross around, we have trouble taking their word for it. [AP]