The "spot Anderson Cooper's boyfriend" game started at least as far back as 2006, when we spied a one Julio Cesar Recio, then 24, enjoying outings with Silver Fox. Now downtown gossip queen Michael Musto kicks off the fall season of stalking Cooper's love interests by laying down a smidgen of a plant: "No, wait, this is better. Anderson Cooper. Jonathan Chase. Discuss at length." A subtle nudge toward somebody's manhood? Or a command to search on IMDB?

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• Britney Spears is ready to tell Allure all about her daddy troubles. Maureen Orth fumes.

• Darren Starr and Candace Bushnell are on the outs, ever since he ripped off her latest book like dozens of authors have been doing for years.

• Sandra Bullock and husband Jesse James are doing fine after some crazy tried to act out the plot of an Ashley Judd movie.

• Chamillionaire, certainly the one to weigh in on these things, believes all this talk about profanity in rap lyrics isn't productive.

• Take Lindsay Lohan's photo, or she'll hate you.

• It's not all "Fun With Audio." Rumor has it Alec Baldwin fired his CAA agent over this Dora the Explorer video.

• Angelina's bulging forehead vein: minor imperfection or intellectual battle scar?

• A warrant is out for Richard Gere's arrest one wek after his scandalous Bollywood kiss. If convicted, Gere could serve up to two years in jail. Seriously.

• Crazy woman attempts to run over Sandra Bullock's hubby; AstroNut said to be "working on" an alibi.

• Sean Penn tries to keep his name out of the papers…by showing up at rapper/actress Eve's jail cell with $30,000.

• Lindsay Lohan's father just never stops. For this we will forgive her bathroom activities for at least four days. [FBLA]

• A bit of a scuffle occurred at the 15-year-anniversary party for New York's first gay weekly, HX. Ah, the casualties of putting 200 gay media folks on a boat. [Queerty]

• Falling asleep at your computer? Gawker recommends doing a shit ton of Adderall. Not as harsh as coke, will keep you skinny, and it's not really that illegal. We would say "yoga" but that's why we're losers. [Gawker]

• Paris Hilton is a pothead? That might be a good campaign for keeping kids off drugs. [FBNY]

• Does Sandra Bullock not understand that when celebs get chubby, the paparazzi creams themselves over the idea of a (cha-ching!) baby on board? And she confesses that maybe she can't have kids. [OAN]

• Congrats to Jack Black. His baby (the only boy born in a sea of celebgirls) will surely grow up to be rejected by Shiloh, Suri, and Isabella for years to come. [People]

• Y'know, after The Color Purple was repeatedly beaten at the Tony Awards, you'd think Harry Connick Jr would at least offer to share his meds with Oprah. [R&M]

• How Sarah Michelle Gellar possibly defended a man that calls a stylist a "fruit-salad head" is beyond us. Oh, yeah … that guy was Alec Baldwin. [Lowdown]

• We can practically see the Jessica Simpson Pregs With Jared Leto's Baby!!! headline forming for next week's Star cover. We guess this means Leto and Lindsay Lohan aren't together anymore? [Star]

• Sandra Bullock has been working in Hollywood for a pretty long while. And you all know who runs that place. [Page Six]

• Who is Anderson Cooper's mystery Julio? And what does this mean for immigration reporting on CNN? [Gawker]

• There's no better way to end a much too much too long week than to pay tribute to the good old days, when Colin Farrell wasn't the douchebag he is today. [Mollygood]

• Jamie-Lynn Sigler bought a downtown pad. Really, the joke is the lame ass Page Six headline, but we'll forgive them. We've been told that Friday is the day you can get anything on the Page and we guess they mean it. [Page Six]

• Is Sandra Bullock the next celeb with a baby on the way? Jesse James, remember, please, to check the car seat. [Socialite's Life]

• Chelsae Clinton shows her support for her vice daddy. [Daily Politics]

• It's not all bad news for Julia Roberts. Afterall, there's always presenting the Tony's. [AMNY]

• Really? Sandra Bullock is still being stalked? Publicists are getting oh so very creative these days. [E!]

• In preparation for American Idol tonight, you should watch Kevin Spacey make fun of drunk Paula Abdul. It's better than watching the show, don't you think? [Pop Muse]

• If the mention of Paris Hilton makes you cringe, we bet Queen Elizabeth is doing somersaults in her grave. [Page Six]

• Oh sill Us Weekly. Ryan Seacrest can do whatever he wants … we still won't like him either way. [Us Weekly]

This is an act of desperation! Will our readers please answer our call for help and come to our aid?

First we're looking for reasons why Sandra Bullock has remained on The Scoop's "It" List for so long, and second we're looking to take her down. Okay, we'll be obliged if both happen in whatever order.

Just do something .. this is both un-kosher and sacreligious, if that even means anything where they don't cancel each other out.