Former Stone Temple Pilots front man Scott Weiland has been charged with driving under the influence and refusing to take a drug tests. He faces at least 8 days in jail, with a maximum penalty of one year.

All these charges are making us a bit nostalgic, so above is the STP video, “Plush.” Stone Temple Pilots are all right, but as David Spade put it, we liked them better when they were called Pearl Jam.

• Velvet Revolver's Scott Weiland drunkenly belts out a Guns n Roses song at Key Bar. Don't worry, it wasn't the one in the East Village, meaning you're all safe from old rock star karaoke feuds. [Page Six]

• Even though Russell Simmons didn't bring his girlfriend to the event he hosted with Kimora Lee, things still got awkward. [R&M]

• A member of Eminem's posse D12 was shot and killed outside a Detroit after-hours club. Proof is actually proof that Detroit is a scary, scary place. [MTV]

• Jennifer Lopez, who no one cares about anymore, is suing her first husband, who no one has ever heard of. The only person who cares about any of this is Marc Anthony. [TMZ]

• Las Vegas, where divas go to die, is adopting Cher. She just signed a deal to take over for Celine Dion at Ceasar's Palace next year. [Page Six]