Ashton Kutcher is really gunning for that Worst Stepfather of the Year Award. At the recent debutante ball in Europe, where Demi Moore's daughter Scout LaRue Willis was making her society debut (that's still a thing?) Kutcher was congratulated on his step-daughter's "coming out," a term that applies to belles who are entering the upper echelon of the social stratosphere.

Kutcher however, being a total numbnuts and totally tone-deaf over the proper occasions on which to punk, "looked at the dance floor and joked, 'As far as I know, she's dancing with boys.'"

Class act, that one. Between his bro-down with stepdaughter Rumer and making gay jokes at a high society European function, it's amazing that Demi even lets him out of the house to make political endorsements.