Sean Connery is having some problems with his neighbor about their shared upper East Side townhouse roof, blah blah blah. The real story here is how many times the Daily News mentions that the actor was the first James Bond:

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After watching this montage of the foul-mouthed game show host, we totally understand why an irate Sean Connery countered innocuous comments like "We would've accepted 'bow-wow' or 'ruff'" with "Ah, rough. Just the way your mother likes it, Trebek" during Celebrity Jeopardy.* All joking aside, however we are deeply sorry to hear Trebek has evidently suffered a mild heart attack. Obviously, we hope and expect that he'll make a full recovery.

*On SNL.

• It turns out there actually is something grosser than styling Brandon Davis' oily coif. Yep, you guessed it: frisking Amy Winehouse's beehive.

• Britney Spears, naked! And, better yet, heavily retouched!

• Sean Connery was devirginized at 8 years old. No wonder this guy's James Bond!

• Meanwhile, at the opening of her British tour, Winehouse "stumbled into the venue half an hour late, slurred her words, walked into a guitar stand, dropped her microphone [and] almost collapsed in tears." So pretty much just business as usual.

• Rachel Bilson will always be Summer Roberts to us. Because we loved The O.C.! And because Bilson could still easily pass for an adolescent.

• Well, Angelina Jolie having her baby in water is one way to baptize the newborn Christ. [Velvet Hot Tub]

• Sienna Miller, unlike Nicole Richie, actually wants to wear a bra again [Hot Online]

• Have no fear reality television lovers (that's you Molly) Top Chef will return for another fun filled season of angry chubby people. [Mediaweek]

&bulll; Jessica Joffe is a bad socialite. Also, we would like to ask Zac Posen, wha? [Gawker]

• Peter Kaplan gives the New York Observer a svelte new make-over. Yeah, we're a little turned on. [NYO]

• Uh, is it ok for Sean Connery to beat up chicks just because he's James Bond? We're going to say … maybe. [MSNBC]