The latest ruckus caused by Sherri Shepherd has nothing to do with the shape of the earth — this time, the View co-host is admitting that she’s “had more abortions than [she] would like to count.” Scandalous! Except that didn’t bother us as much as this quote from Shepherd:
If anyone was going to ruin Michelle Obama's appearance on The View last night, it was going to be Elisabeth Hasselbeck, right? After all, isn't it Hasselbeck who so has it in the bag for John McCain that she'd only welcome Michelle at an arm's length?
Wrong. America's Most Smartest Television Host Sherri Shepherd, instead, gets the award for running a smooth sailing aground. CONTINUED »
Sherri Shepherd says she's always naked in front of her two year-old son. Her other thoughts on nudity and child development are as inane as you'd expect.
That kid doesn't stand a chance.
This clip is entitled "Sherrii Doesnt [sic] Know Patti Labelle is Black," which pretty much describes it completely. It's times like this we're happy not to be housewives.
The Easiest Job In The World Watching The View and waiting for Sherri Shepard to say something stupid and/or offensive to white people, black people, Christians, Jews, scientists and/or historians. Today it’s about how she would beat her child if she weren’t at a “rich white folks' store.” Don't let the man keep you down, Sherri! Casting department of the View: You’re doing A+ work. [HuffPo]
Another day, an other Sherri Shepherd quote. After learning that the world is round (shocking, but true!), Shepard plays historian, and announces, “I don’t think anything predated Christians.” No Sherri, not even evolution predated Jesus. [Queerty]
Bill O'Reilly goes on The View to promote his new children's book, "Kids Are American, Too." (Rejected titles included "Gays Are American, Too" and "Hey! Did You Know Black People Ran Their Own Businesses?") And all joking aside, we think Bill made the right call stopping by the morning gabfest.
Afer all, we can't think of a better place to corrupt the minds of innocent minors (and slow-thinking adults) than a daytime talk show featuring a menopausal shrew, an actress/comedienne who wants a threesome with Nancy Pelosi and her husband and a woman who's still convinced the Earth is flat. [Queerty]
On The View yesterday, new addition Sherri Shepherd (best known for such memorable performances as "Not Knowing Whether Or Not The World Is Flat" and "Showing Us Her O-Face") ventured into a discussion about in-vitro fertilization.
The unexpected result?
Finding out that Shepherd refers to all her frozen embryos as "my little boys" and that she'll never, ever donate them to science (Science to Sherri: "Much obliged!") because "they will stay in that freezer until Jesus comes."
• Ryan Seacrest will produce Tales From the Hoff, a new E! scripted sitcom featuring David Hasselhoff that we'll all be sure to miss.
• NBC plans to launch a game show called "My Dad is Better Than Your Dad," pitting fathers and children against other families in the spirit of friendly competition. Because there's nothing healthier than telling a small child, "Your dad kinda sucks."
• Three men are charged in connection with the Jan. 9 murder of PC World editor Rex Farrance. Nope, nothing funny about that.
• Apparently we're not the only ones who think MSNBC producer Dan Abrams is too pretty to stay off-camera.
• If you think Bill O'Reilly's comment about the difference between black restaurants and white restaurants was stupid, wait until you hear Sherri Shepherd's reaction.
• Breaking: Reality television inspires romance that doesn't last.
Yesterday, Sherri Shepherd gave us an uncomfortable mental picture from which we'll never fully recover.
Today, she's back with another one, this time one that it involves us picturing her naked, talking dirty on the phone to her husband.
Note to Sherri: You know you're probably doing something wrong when Joy Behar and frickin' Elisabeth Hasselbeck are looking at you like, "Damn, that bitch crazy." [HuffPo]
Ever wondered what The View's Sherri Shepherd looks like when she's in the throes of a toe-curling orgasm? Well, fortunately Shepherd (who's currently abstinent and hence alarmingly sex-deprived) removes all doubt and shows us herself! Personally, we liked her better when she was being all philosophical.
Shepherd admits that Columbus was in no danger of falling off the edge of the world.
Earlier: It’s One Thing to Be Religious, It’s Another Thing to Be a Complete Moron
Right about now, Barbara Walters is regretting her choice for a new hire. [HuffPo]
• Did Cathy Horyn like Gwen Stefani's L.A.M.B show? No, apparently she did not. Says Horyn: "Among the words I wrote in my notebook, until my pen came to a stop, were 'blob,' 'very last season,' 'bad secretary,' 'astonishingly bad,' and 'Ditzville." Well, damn!
• American Next Top Model winner Caridee is, paradoxically, neither modeling nor a winner.
• Samantha Ronson (celebrity DJ and Lindsay Lohan's sometimes-girlfriend) reminds us why sister Charlotte is the fashionable one.
• Man sues bodega. 'Nuff said.
So much for The View hopeful Lola Ogunnaike — looks like the "black lady slot" on Barbara Walters' morning estrogen-fest has been filled by Sherri Shepherd. First rumormongered on Canada.com and (nearly) confirmed on Ellegedly.com, ABC is said to be finishing up a deal with Shepherd, who white people might know from Beauty Shop and BET's Comic View. The past few days have been her test run to replace Star Jones' empty seat.
Rumor is they are going to work the angle of Shepherd's sudden divorce… her ex hubby Jeff was a cheating, all while their newborn baby was in the neonatal intensive care…. Well, Shepherd threw him to the curb…
Even more exciting: While Rosie O'Donnell may be blogging, Shepherd is already on MySpace — and has just 2660 friends. Shame, we know. So add her to your Top 8, and show Rosie O'Donnell which big girl has your vote.
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