• Jennifer Lopez has set the birth of her twins for February 14. Cheesy, sure, but a total J. Lo move. What we do judge is planning her c-section on a Thursday, for the benefit of the tabs. If that's true, he deserves every forthcoming invasion of privacy.

• Kate Hudson and Liv Tyler threw a party at the Waverly Inn. Where did those ladies meet, a group for the famous children of famous parents?

• Paris Hilton is still into men with fading fame; she hooked up with Simon Rex last night.

• Playboy bunnies hit up Mardi Gras. Hopefully they know better than to give it up for a free t-shirt.

• Pictures of the bump that launched "My Humps"

• Pink Is The New Blog is better at keeping Project Runway related secrets than we are.

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We knew we should've taken mother's advice to stop trusting Page Six, but we just couldn't do it. We'd tried and failed to give up Tasti D-Lite for even a week, so we knew our affection for Richard Johnson & Co. wasn't disappearing anytime soon.

And then we read this.

When you start believing Simon Rex actually knows who L. Ron Hubbard is, or even the definition of "immaculate conception," please let us know.