• Courtney Cox doesn't have the much of an ass.
• Coco Chanel probably never planned on Pamela Anderson wearing her designs or anything she made being shown in Vegas.
• OK! continues to be the magazine of choice for stars not secure enough with their career prospects to abstain from selling wedding pictures to pay for their future children's college education.
• Smart thinking: Slash wouldn't let his kids near Michael Jackson.
• Celebrity babies: People find them interesting!
• Jossip's New Year's party in pictures, with pink stars.1
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• Attention groupies: As thrilling as the prospect of demeaning drug-induced sex with a washed-up rock star is, you may want to watch out for those musicians who warn, "I remember spending most of my days off in and out of a variety of VD clinics."
• Awww…Kim Kardashian's younger sis wants to grow up to be just like her!
• Remember when ads used to cut through all the bullshit and say exactly what we meant? Like this vintage Coca Cola ad, that reminds us (and Dina Lohan) that it's never too early to start your child on a heavy coke regimen.
• Ali Landry's dress would be a whole lot prettier if she hadn't accidentally sat on the lacy black tablecloth.
• Eva Mendes gets "tastefully" topless for Maxim magazine.
• When people talk about gun control, they're not talking abstractly about an individual's right to bear arms. They're talking about psychos like T.I.
• Maybe we're too picky, but "Fat Joe potato salad?" Sounds worse than eating freckled fire crotch. [HipHopGame]
• First Bob Dylan, now Dee Snyder? Satellite radio djs are all going to be washed up musicians. [NYDN]
• Kevin Aviance is back with a vengeance, and a fabulous new get-up, just in time for the parade. Watch out for an upcoming gangsta rap album. [Page Six]
• Just so we're clear, Slash still hates Axl Rose as much as we do. [MTV]
• With all these court payments on tap, Seal may have to ask Heidi Klum to cash in that insurance bond on her legs. [Jam!]
