• As Kid Rock and Pamela Anderson both rush to the press to have their sides told, the has-been rocker insists he was the responsible parent.

• A judge in Malawi has decided to let 67 human rights groups get together for an "Is Madonna a fit mother" orgy.

• Now that she's a $29 million-per-movie kinda gal, Reese Witherspoon can make demands like "no cellphones on set."

• Fox 411 gossip Roger Friedman says he has the real scoop on Nicole Kidman's pregnancy — and it ain't so.

• Just moments after performing on The Tonight Show, Snoop Dogg has to perform in the back of a police cruiser.

• ABC still willing to work with Judith Regan, even post-O.J. Simpson.

• First there are the K-Fed sex tape rumors, now there are the K-Fed porn star rumors.

• Sofia Coppola gives birth to future Bungalow 8 patron.

• Indy queens Sofia Coppola and Kirsten Dunst come together for a period piece. Ok, that sounded super lezzy, but you know what we mean. [AP]

• If TV can't help you find a man, and craigslist can't help you find a lover, and a Porsche isn't getting you the Long Island ladies, you can always listen to the radio. [FBNY]

• The New York Times earned itself a few points for giving Lost the attention it deserves. Even if it was an AP story. [NYT]

• Paris Hilton is a gay icon? Was this determined by her nipple flashing on the beach? We don't get it. [Socialite's Life]

• Of course! Why didn't we ever think of that? Cate Blanchett is totally the andrdodge Bob Dylan. Wait, did ever get out of the androdge phase? [Mollygood]