• Sophia Bush is trying to annul her marriage to Chad Michael Murray, citing "fraud". So is that what they're calling sleeping with Paris Hilton these days? [MSNBC]
• Adding insult to injury, Nick Lachey's not-Jessica rebound "girlfriend" former "Miss Kentucky" Lizzie Arnold never actually won the crown. Please keep in mind that this guy is not a loser. [A Socialite's Life]
• We are thankful for the story of “Jane,†without which we would have never known how far pert nipples really might get us in life. [Salon]
• Angelina Jolie found Brad Pitt's little black book. He then had to go through page by page explaining to Maddox who all his former "friends" were. [IDon'tLikeYouInThatWay]
• A photo tour of Anna Wintour's Hamptons pad? It almost makes us willing to read Vogue's FOB. [Gawker]
• Zach Braff, too precious for words, is directing his next movie. Garden State 2, er, we mean Open Hearts is coming soon to a theater near you. [Hollywood Reporter]
Because we enjoy the B-list of the B-list so much more than any other "list" demographic, we're especially in tune with the goings on of, say, Chad Michael Murray and Sophia Bush. You know them as Lucas and Brooke on The WB's One Tree Hill. We know them as "those feuding under-25 stars on Lisa Marie Presley's marriage path."
Now that their five-month marriage is kaput, let the divorce proceedings begin. Sophia's revving things up with claims of "fraud." Fraud, you say? Not the credit card type, we imagine. Because when divorce papers include the term "fraud" with no further explanation, it can only mean one thing: somebody's got a case of the Jessica Simpsons.
• What exactly makes music gay? No one is really sure, but if you're secretly downloading Cher and The Indigo Girls, you can probably subscribe to the category. [NYDN]
• Paris Hilton drinking absinthe = Prince running for his life. We doubt the drunk-ass even noticed. [The Scoop]
• Forget this Myspace crap — DontDateHimGirl.com takes ex-stalking to a whole nother level. [NY Times]
• Donald Trump as a police commissioner and Shaquille O'Neal busting some dudes for assaulting a gay man? Now those are some reality TV shows we would actually watch. [Daily Dish]
• So, wait. Sophia Bush isn't dating Jake Gyllenhaal? We totally heart you Austin Nichols! [People]
• The day sadly came — Black Table is no longer taking reservation. [Black Table]
• After realizing James Frey's book was a total lie, Chris Penn may or may not have relapsed. [MSNBC]
• Kevin Federline may have to give up his Ferrari, Britney Spears’ dad has to close his popsicle stand. [Star]
• Havoc on the set of All My Children … was it caused by Susan Lucci's spiked herbal tea? [ABC]
• We thought Monday was the most depressing day ever? Nope, it's today. [Just Jared]
• Gwenyth Paltrow thinks you're a drunken ass, and pulls a Jennifer Aniston/Yale students scoff at 2 million bucks. [Guardian]
If Kathy Griffin's split isn't terrible news enough for you, how about some young adult drama? Lovely, 'cause that's what Chad Michael Murray and Sophia Bush are bringing you.
Married back in April, the One Tree Hill co-stars lasted an impressive five months before announcing their split. Well, before People magazine got around to it, anyhow. We told you about their breakup back in July, where his Los Angeles strip club patronizing didn't sit well with Brooke.
Err, we mean Sophia.
