• Kate Hudson has either gained weight or gained a fetus. Knowing all the recent pregnancy announcements in Hollywood, we hope it's weight. Knowing Hollywood, it's probably a fetus.

• Jewel is still alive and still attractive in a Alaskan way.

• Speaking of which, Sophia Loren is alive and still attractive in a cougar way.

• David Beckham visits Brazil, gets a new tattoo and supports his wife. And for the only thing you care about: He's still hot.

• As if there could ever be too much, here's more on Britney Spears being crazy.

• How gay is Top Gun? Pretty fucking gay.

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• V Cast subscribers can now watch Cartoon Network on their phone … if only those stoners that watch Adult Swim could figure it out, then Verizon would be in good shape. [Star Pulse]

• Matthew Broderick didn't realize that when he went to a childhood creativity luncheon, he would be asked about creativity. What he does know is that his son is gay. [Page Six]

• All it takes to be Tommy Lee's replacement is the knowledge of how to operate the "boobie" cam and a Starbucks resume. [SFG]

• The Italians worship Sophia Loren. They love her so much, they thought they'd give her a show at their museum just to point out that she's getting old. [Houston Chronicle]

• Calista Flockhart finally admits she had a little problem putting food in her mouth, chewing and swallowing. We think Nicole Richie looks a lot better. [The Mirror]

• Only in the UK would a guy put his mother-in-law up for sale. On eBay off all places. [Sun]