Battle in Seattle, the star-studded re-enactment of the 1999 WTO riots, was screened at Denver's DNC this month, but the real life equivalent was happening a week later at the Minnesota convention. The RNC already features at least three acts of random violence that are not related to Gustav, which just means you can expect a film version called Scrap in St. Paul in 10 years.

So who had the piss beat out of them by overzealous cops and cranky GOPs?

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