Bill Cosby has made a career out of delivering commencement addresses, usually picking up an honorary degree whenever he stops by a campus. At Stanford's commencement on Sunday, though, it was Oprah fulfilling the celebrity duty, delivering words of wisdom, hope, and virtue. "I like money," she told the nearly 5,000 graduates staring up at her. "It's good for buying things. What you want is money with meaning. Meaning is what brings real richness to your life." Easy for a billionaire to say, sure.

But all was not lost. Though she "really wanted to give you cars, but I just couldn't pull that off," Oprah handed out something she's most famous for: books. Each graduate got a copy of Eckhart Tolle's A New Earth and Daniel Pink's A Whole New Mind, both books about states of mind. Which is perfect for new graduates, whose current state of mind is how they're going to pay off six-figures in loans. Enjoy your summer reading!

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From rich to poor, red state to blue state, the one thing that unites all Americans is our delusion that we could write the next great novel. Even billionaire CEOs are not spared from this fantasy. In his semi-retirement, Phil Knight has been taken writing classes at Stanford. According to students and professors, he’s very generous, buying rounds of drinks at Palo Alto bars and giving each student in his writing seminar a $200 Nike gift certificate.

Man, all the lifetime learners in our classes in college just used their “interest in learning” to make us look lazy to our professors.

For all the free love going on around campus, very few female co-eds are actually fully enjoying it. A new Stanford study of 4000 undergrads about their most recent hook-up found that men are more than twice as likely to achieve an orgasm than their female partners.

44 percent of men "got there" compare with 19 percent of women. Worse, when the hook-up just included oral sex, not intercourse, men were the only recipients 45 percent of the time.

College students: Does Tyra need to show you where the clitoris is on the puppet vagina again?