• Will Stephen Baldwin ever disappear? [R&M]

• Lindsay Lohan says she won't date Brandon Davis. She will even go so far as to date everyone but Brandon Davis. [TMZ]

• John McEnroe completely horrifies Anna Kournikova with his bare ass. [Page Six]

• Since absolutely nobody cares about her anymore, a press free wedding shouldn't be too tough for Nicole Kidman to come by. [The Scoop]

• It's been a while since we've had a Jessica Simpson blonde quote. No, but seriously. How did those Baywatch actors run so slowly down the beach? [Mirror]