The show must go on…and so must Knicks starting point guard, Stephon Marbury. Even when all the Knicks trainers, fellow players and virtually everybody except Marbury knew that his father had suffered what would turn out to be a fatal heart attack and had to be rushed to the hospital, mid-game.
Good call leaving Marbury in, Isiah! After all, we can't imagine what another loss would do to team morale. Oh, wait. That happened, anyway. [Stereohyped]
Despite being recently outed as a puppy-killer, a genital herpes carriers and the worst (alleged) pot-smuggler in the world, it seems that NFL star Michael Vick still has his fair share of supporters.
Says New York Knickerbocker (and the self-proclaimed best point guard in the NBA) "I think, you know, we don't say anything about people who shoot deer or shoot other animals. You know, from what I hear, dogfighting is a sport. It's just behind closed doors."
And, he's absolutely right!
According to Wikipedia, dog fighting is, in fact a sport. An illegal blood sport, in which two canines "literally bite and rip the flesh off of one another while the onlookers root and place bets."
Cracker Jacks, anyone?
[via Dlisted]
• Stephon Marbury really, really likes kissing his sister, prompting a obsessed Ferris Bueller fan to pipe in with, "So, that's how it it is in their family."
• Rare pink dolphin spotted in Louisiana lake. Dolphin attributes his unusual skin color to a proliferation of red socks.
• Jim Carrey to play Ebineezer Scrooge in an upcoming big screen version of A Christmas Carol. Carrey's stint as a grumpy, penny-pinching old miser is said to incite fear in small children and money grubbing Scientologists alike.
• If they wanted A Mighty Heart to flourish in urban areas, perhaps studio execs should have considered not casting a white actress in the role of Mariane Pearl.
• Surprisingly, the Paris Hilton rock opera is infinitely more watchable than her actual interview with Larry King.
• Local Fox News reporter suspended after crazy hate-rant that centered largely around the "n-bomb."
