After being a rock uber-god for years, how much more money do you need? For Steven Tyler, that answer rings in at about $2 million, which is what he's getting for optioning his memoirs to HarperCollins. That should keep the big-lipped singer happy for awhile unless, wuh-oh, he takes a look at how much Keith Richards got for his story, just last year. Hint: It's a lot more.
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• Kanye West confesses his biggest fear ("I’m like, ‘I hope this person isn’t looking at me like I’m a faggot.'") Don't worry, Kanye. We were looking at you like you're a homophobe.
• Note to Lauryn Hill: It's probably time for a personal stylist/psychiatrist when your makeup, wardrobe and general demeanor can best be described as "crazy homelessperson chic."
• Shia LaBoeuf: The next James Bond? Or just some geeky teen who will eventually die of lung cancer?
• Steven Tyler allows Fergie to ruin collaborate on a duet of "Walk This Way."
• This naked picture of Vanessa Hudgens just made High School Musical 2 a whole lot more interesting for the dads.
• You know what's even worse than doing time in L.A. County prison? Having everyone in the world find out that you used to bang Jack Osbourne. While sober. Before he got thin.
• The sands of time have not been kind to Steven Tyler. Or his man-boobs.
• Kristin Cavallari shows up to the Yellow premiere wearing a dress made of holiday wrapping paper. Don't laugh, it's totally happened to you.
• Fergie scandalously flashes her clothed ass at the MuchMusic awards. Remind us exactly what Josh Duhamel sees in this woman?
• Hayden Panettierre pulls a Greg Brady, gets frisky with her television parental unit.
• Jann Wenner's lover's sister is having Jann's baby. Only at Rolling Stone, kids, only at Rolling Stone. [Page Six]
• Could it be the hot drug pushers that keep the kids flocking to NYU? [NYDN]
• As if the Lower East Side weren't getting gross enough, the nabe will now get condos and B-List celebs. [NYO]
• Who's the boss in bed? Tony Danza? Nope, it's Eva Longoria's boyfriend. [The Scoop]
• Steven Tyler is having surgery for … well, we don't really know. Either the sex change will finally be complete, or, he's just old. [AP]
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