Sad news for drunk frat boys needing a laugh in the middle of the night and prude housewives everywhere: Seventy-seven-year-old Sue Johanson is wrapping up her sixth and final season of Talk Sex on Oxygen this Sunday, quite possibly ending her 32-year television run.

Johanson insists she isn't being pushed out, but the sale of Oxygen from Oprah Winfrey & Co. to NBC Universal is plausibly at the root of things.

Fittingly, her final show will be a countdown of the year's top 10 sex toys. Below, a classic Sue clip.

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In case the prospect of being single, involuntarily celibate and doomed to spend your Friday nights watching reruns of Grey's Anatomy (with your cat, McWhiskers) weren't already humiliating enough, the NYT has taken the liberty of pointing out that, yes, even your grandparents are getting more between-the-sheets action than you are.

True, they also suffer from standard old-person afflictions (such as reduced desire and erectile difficulties) but there are upsides to aging as well, including decreased inhibitions and the end of the dreaded "toothy blowjob."

[NYT]