• Blame Michael Knowles for starting those Beyonce v. Jennifer Hudson rumors.

• Perez Hilton gets the Salon treatment.

• Paris Hilton clean up, for anyone? Uh, no.

• Taryn Manning throws down at Social Hollywood.

• Resse Witherspoon and Jennifer Garner do lunch. Obviously sleeping together.

• Star Jones, always a face for radio, is headed there.

• Brangelina still talking about having more kids.

• Elisha Cuthbert, the next panty-less photo victim?

• Paris Hilton may not be heading into space, but some celebs are worthy of time travel.

• Despite reports that he's finding a new career in lecturing, Tom Cruise will not actually be giving anti-psychiatry talks at the Scientology Celebrity Center in L.A. He's sticking to couch jumping.

• The bright folks at Spirit nightclub had their beer goggles on when they let a Mick Jagger look-a-like enjoy the fruits of VIP status, which included plenty of free drinks and some lady friend attention. It took scanning a photo of the real rocker to discover they'd been had.

• Don't plan on buying that new designer lingerie from Alex von Furstenburg's cutie Ali Kay just yet. Alex and his estranged wife, Alexandra, were seen enjoying each other's company at Jermaine Dupri's birthday bash in Vegas over the weekend. Ain't possible reconciliation – and saving big bucks in a divorce settlement – grand?

• We, we did have the Ashton & Demi punk'd wedding story first, but we'll let R&M chalk up their delay to publication scheduling.

• It only took a crash landing on JetBlue to convince Taryn Manning that life's too short, so she's "about to get engaged" to boyfriend of a year Derek Magyar. Well, let's not rush things.

• Lindsay Lohan has finally stripped. Mario Testino wrapped a photo shoot with the nubile starlet in Malibu for an upcoming issue of Vanity Fair. But don't get your hopes too high — you will likely only see an outline of her booty.