From the mailbag:

"Terry McMillan Sets The Records Straight in this Exclusive Video Interview: The highly anticipated Terry McMillan first on camera interview since Oprah is finally live!"

Which is really just overly energetic publicist-speak for "The first Terry McMillan interview since the last one."

• Nicole Richie joins everyone over the age of 13 in making fun of Lizzy McGuire.

• As the FBI's case against maybe-rapist David Copperfield grows stronger with every passing day, fellow illusionist Criss Angel is totally on the verge of conceding that his wand-toting rival just might be the Creepiest Magician Of Them All.

• Halle Berry attempts to divert attention away from her "Jewish people have funny noses" gaffe by waving her disconcertingly large boobs in everyone's faces.

• Meanwhile, we keep hearing all this talk about Christina Aguilera's "twins." Come on, people. Is that really any way to refer to a pregnant lady's funbags?

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Remember how author Terry McMillan "got her groove back" (and a lucrative book/movie contract) by sleeping with a much-younger Jamaican man and then writing a bestselling book about it?

Well in case you hadn't heard, that man (Jonathan Plummer) later turned out to be a closeted homosexual, an opportunist, and—worst of all—a mediocre writer. [Queerty]

• Ya know what's really pissing off Bonnie Fuller? Sheryl Crow and Lance Armstrong remaining a happy couple. [AP]

• How Stella Got Her Groove Back author Terry McMillan and gay ex-husb Jonathan Plummer may not be having sex anymore, but they still enjoy a nice bath together. [NYDN]

• When she's not pushing her liberal agenda on Huffington Post, Laurie David is pushing her eco-friendly agenda — and her last name. Too bad, then, that she's embroiled in accusations of trashing the wetlands on her Martha's Vineyard property. [Radar]

• Like babies on an airplane, the celeb glossies weren't welcome at the Accessories Council Excellence Awards. And neither was couture. [Gawker]

• Conde Nast is searching for someone to fill the unenviable position of public relations manager where responsibilities include "pushing Graydon Carter towards the treadmill, covering up the failure of Cargo (now with 20% more boobies!), and helping to keep ladies and dark folk out of the New Yorker." [Daily Transom]