Every week, there are so many eventful developments that we (almost) can’t keep track of them all! So, for your convenience and ours, we’ve dispatched the indispensable Intern Whitney to remind us what about this past week made it so damned special.
• Heath Ledger died. In case you didn't come across the millions of media outlets reporting every little detail.
• Martin Luther King Jr. had a dream, and evidently it didn't include us having a three-day weekend. CONTINUED »
Every week, there are so many eventful developments that we (almost) can’t keep track of them all! So, for your convenience and ours, we’ve dispatched the indispensable Intern Whitney to remind us what about this past week made it so damned special.
• Ken Baker left Us Weekly but will live on in our hearts and on E!
• Britney Spears' relationship with that paparazzi guy continued; the media reacted by preparing her obit.
• Lauren Conrad left Teen Vogue, but KFC offered to cheer The Hills' starlet up. CONTINUED »
Every week, there are so many eventful developments that we almost can’t keep track of them all. So for your convenience and ours, we’ve dispatched Intern Whitney to remind us what made the past week special.
• It was a rough week for American Idol winners.
• It was a rough week for those who need Donda West closure.
• It was a rough week for a couple guys who thought they could pass a dead guy off as alive. CONTINUED »
Every week, there are so many eventful developments that we almost can’t keep track of them all. So for your convenience and ours, we’ve dispatched Intern Whitney to remind us what made the past week special.
• Obama and Huckabee won the Iowa primary in the election that has carried on for far too long already.
• We think Britney hit rock bottom. We can't imagine how much lower she can go.
• Late night returned with fanfare and controversy.
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Every week, there are so many eventful developments that we almost can’t keep track of them all! So, for your convenience and ours, we’ve dispatched Intern Whitney to remind us what about this past week made it so special.
• We contemplated a Golden Globe-less world. Doesn't seem so bad.
• We said goodbye to one Jossip editor.
• And gave props to another.
• George W. made a courageous decision to stand up against the murder of Benzair Bhutto.
• Fergie and Jessica Alba strategically reminded us that they're still alive and in love
• Mike Huckabee's supported Jamie Lynn Spears, for no real reason other than to sound relevant to the youngsters.
• A member of B2K said the group's former manager put the moves on him, but then he took the allegations back. B2K whom?
• Will Smith tested the limits of his likability.
• We remembered the true meaning of Christmas: Joining other non-celebrators at the local Chinese place.
Every week, there are so many eventful developments that we (almost) can’t keep track of them all! So, for your convenience and ours, we’ve dispatched the indispensable Intern Whitney to remind us what about this past week made it so damned special.
• The disappearance of the Facebook "is" revealed that nobody is creative with their verbs.
• We gave you a rundown of the presidential candidates not being endorsed by celebrities.
• Ike Turner died, leaving behind a musical and wife-beating legacy. CONTINUED »
Every week, there are so many eventful developments that we (almost) can’t keep track of them all! So, for your convenience and ours, we’ve dispatched the indispensable Intern Whitney to remind us what about this past week made it so damned special.
• The new, extremely uninformative Sex and the City trailer finally arrived, and it was everything we thought it would be. And less!
• We saw tv history being made right outside our very own depressing office cubicle!
• Cattiness and drama between the girls, the gays and the gossips threatens to tear PageSix.com apart! Debbie Newman investigates.
Every week, there are so many eventful developments that we (almost) can’t keep track of them all! So, for your convenience and ours, we’ve dispatched the indispensable Intern Whitney to remind us what about this past week made it so damned special.
• We pissed off everyone we've ever worked with by writing a friendly guide to office etiquette.
• We pissed off In Touch staffers by suggesting that they might have overpaid for a fake Brangelina story.
• We pissed off some crazed Kristin Chenoweth fans by writing something totally unrelated about Page Six Magazine.
Every week, there are so many eventful developments that we (almost) can’t keep track of them all! So, for your convenience and ours, we’ve dispatched the indispensable Intern Whitney to remind us what about this past week made it so damned special.
• Intern Wendy (finally) gets a modicum of recognition; discovers that MSNBC's negotiations with Rosie likely fell through because the unimaginative suits were unable to accommodate her demand for gold-plated trapeze.
• Everyone's disingenuous "going green" crap has us seeing red.
• Apparently there's some sort of writers' strike going on. Naturally, we're on team Pumpkin Spice Latte.
• Butter celebrates its fifth year of existence, prompting many to exclaim, "Really? I thought that place closed in, like, 2004."
Every week, there are so many eventful developments that we (almost) can’t keep track of them all! So, for your convenience and ours, we’ve dispatched the indispensable Intern Whitney to remind us what about this past week made it so damned special.
• It's unfortunate to see nobody took our Halloween costume advice. Yes, we're looking at you, Amy Winehouse Wannabe No. 44278.
• Bill Maher's ex-girlfriend is more than someone who used to perform sexual acts on a disturbing large number of hip-hop artists. She's someone who used to perform sexual acts on a disturbingly large number of hip-hop artists…and wrote a crappy book about it.
• Lesson learned: Saying harsh things about somebody and then actually showing up at said person's book party = awkward/ill-advised.
• Wearing terrible dresses, experimenting with video karaoke and gyrating awkwardly to the musical stylings of Boyz II Men … Ah, growing up Jewish.
Every week, there are so many eventful developments that we (almost) can’t keep track of them all! So, for your convenience and ours, we’ve dispatched the indispensable Intern Whitney to remind us what about this past week made it so damned special.
• At what point did media types stop covering the stories and start becoming the stories? We're not sure, but we're betting Julia Allison has a couple of theories.
• The Fox Business Network launch party was the best ever! Either that, or Rupert Murdoch frightens us.
• Got a purple wig? A portable laptop? A general feeling of inadequacy and moderate paunch? Boy, has Elle Girl got the perfect Halloween costume for you!
• Overly conservative Christians and overly opinionated liberals clash swords over the outing of a nonexistent Harry Potter character.
Every week, there are so many eventful developments that we (almost) can’t keep track of them all! So, for your convenience and ours, we’ve dispatched the indispensable Intern Whitney to remind us what about this past week made it so damned special.
• The results of the Facebook survey came in! And it turns out the social networking site is making you shittier employees and borderline stalkers. But it's just so addictive!
• Ellen got all teary-eyed over a stray dog she didn't even want in the first place.
• We decided to stop talking about a certain polarizing pundit who has blond hair, no soul and zero percent body fat. Except for that one last time. And this one, right now.
Every week, there are so many eventful developments that we (almost) can’t keep track of them all! So, for your convenience and ours, we’ve dispatched the indispensable Intern Whitney to remind us what about this past week made it so damned special.
• We celebrated Jossip's fourth birthday and shared our "secret" hopes and dreams.
• Sadly, we learned that everyone's a big fat cheater. Especially our jerkish co-editor.
• In Touch took over Tenjune to celebrate its 5th anniversary and nurse Kanye's underfed ego.
• Al Gore won the Nobel Peace prize. Meanwhile, George W. Bush still working on the correct pronunciation of "nuclear."
Every week, there are so many eventful developments in media and celebrity news that we (almost) can’t keep track of them all! So, for your convenience and ours, we’ve dispatched the indispensable Intern Whitney to remind us exactly what about this week made it so damned special.
• Charlie Sheen pulled an Alec Baldwin.
• Paris Hilton revealed that, in addition to having no shame/clean underwear, she also has zero sense of humor.
• We asked for your best IT stories, and you delivered.
• Britney Spears (finally) lost custody of her kids.
• Rita Cosby got served.
Every week, there are so many eventful developments in media and celebrity news that we (almost) can’t keep track of them all! So, for your convenience and ours, we’ve dispatched the indispensable Intern Whitney to remind us exactly what about this week made it so damned special.
• Our boy A-Jad fails to understand that homosexuality, like McDonald's, is now an international phenomenon. Crazy? Yes. But also, weirdly hot?
• Upon second viewing, our Nicole Richie joke gets even funnier. Or, at the very least, more offensive.
• This guy is seriously not gay, you guys. He just has a rather unhealthy appreciation for elevator music.
• You told us which candidate you most wanted to see in the White House, based solely on the physical attractiveness of his wife.
Every week, there are so many eventful developments in media and celebrity news that we (almost) can’t keep track of them all! So, for your convenience and ours, we’ve dispatched the grabby handy Intern Whitney to remind us exactly what about this week made it so damned special.
• O.J. finally gets his comeuppance.
• A $55 million lawsuit against US Weekly manages to achieve the impossible and make Ken Baker look like an "even bigger creep."
• After a whole week of winners and red carpet wrap-ups, Americans finally prove that they really don't care about the Emmys. At all.
Every week, there are so many eventful developments in media and celebrity news that we (almost) can’t keep track of them all! So, for your convenience and ours, we’ve dispatched the grabby handy Intern Whitney to remind us exactly what about this week made it so damned special.
• As if Britney's VMA performance itself wasn't horrifying enough, her single remaining fan then proceeded to effectively creep us the hell out.
• Meanwhile, for those of you (few) not on Kanye or Britney overload, we brought you our own behind-the-scenes coverage of the MTV VMA's.
• As the country reflected on Sept. 11, we took a moment to reflect on what's really important: those parrots who died heroically, in the line of duty.
• Katie Couric might as well just give up.
• Kathy Griffin reminded us that Jesus probably doesn't watch My Life on the D-List. But then again, who does?
• Lindsay needs to take lessons from clepto Spears & Co. You know, if she really wants the media to pay attention to another boring Elle photo shoot.
• Who knew the Southern Voice would be the ultimate gay playground? We thought that was Genre's territory.
• Braggy Anderson Cooper alludes to that time that he prematurely ejaculated with a woman man himself.
• ABC makes more excuses why their news people can't seem to actually… well, speak.
• Janice Min settles for a mere $2.5 million Wenner contract, you know, to keep up those outstanding sales.
Every week, there are so many eventful developments in media and celebrity news that we (almost) can’t keep track of them all! So, for your convenience and ours, we’ve dispatched grabby handy Intern Joseph to remind us exactly what about this week made it so damned special.
• OK! Magazine disappointed us for the 2 billionth week in a row. Which is weird, cause our expectations were, like, rock bottom.
• If your friends have stopped taking your calls lately, it probably means that you're The Fat One.
• If you liked Hillary Clinton's knockers, you'll love donating to her campaign!
• For those who question whether the quality of the nightly news is declining, we have two words for you: Katie Couric.
• If the two CNBC hotties ever do slug it out, our money's on the one who has no shame.
Every week, there are so many eventful developments in media and celebrity news that we (almost) can’t keep track of them all! So, for your convenience and ours, we’ve dispatched grabby handy Intern Joseph to remind us exactly what about this week made it so damned special.
• Is it wrong that we're more upset about losing non-existing Cocktail Weekly than we are about losing Jane?
• But maybe that's just because we're sick of hearing Jane Pratt's voice.
• It turns out lesbians and gays enjoy playing sports. Or at least ogling those that do.
• Queen Elisabeth suffers a crowning defeat.
• Lady Bird Johnson dies and all we got was a lousy story about Jessica Simpson's boobs.
• Lindsay Lohan wants it all: love, marriage and the house with the white picket fence. With ladyfriend Samantha Ronson.
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